Trick question, because you should never cut toast, unless it is part of a sandwich.
There's no right way to cut a flaxseed/spinach/berry smoothie
Mmmm, transgressiveI like the #3 cut becauseit is so clearly wrong. I find it pleasurable to be that gauche.
I think this is actually legit if we're taking about a grilled cheese sammich that's being eaten via dipping in tomato soup.