To top Kerouacs beard on the news

12Pack

Dyslexic b00n
My township clerk just sent me an email from Comcast who wants to interview me and it will air on CNN.

With all this fame and fortune I might not be able to hang here as much. I might have to spend my time in a Mayor forum. :embarrassed:
 
CNN reporter "Mayor 12Pack, do you have any advice for 23 year old girls you meet at bars"
Mayor 12Pack "Damn you Mark Wein and your forums!!!!"
 
you're a public figure. you should be in the news, hopefully for good things, on a regular basis. kerouac is some dude with a beard. hopefully this is his last time on the news.
 
Ok- I need to figure out a way to get a subliminal message out. Like every 7th word I say in an answer says Mark Wein Forums.

CNN- Mayor? What are your goals?

12pack - well my goal would be to MARK the appropriate columns in the budget and WEIN off all excess expenses. A community FORUM would be ideal for input.
 
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