*throws wallet at screen*

[dmn23]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

http://boingboing.net/2017/03/17/late-stage-capitalism-2.html

Fireproof human skulls for your gas fireplace, barbeque or fire-pit

They're $65 each, handmade from "lava granules plus significant heat ceramic refractory," available in black and white. (via Geekologie)

 

[335clone]

Love it. Kinda expensive for the full pile effect. Still, having a roaring fire that slowly becomes embers around a single skull would make a significant impression as the night wears down and the happy campfire songs take a darker turn.

 

[bsman]

If I had a bigger patio, I'd love that!

 

[tiger roach]

Excellent idea! I've found real skulls break down after just a few fires.

 

[bsman]

Love it. Kinda expensive for the full pile effect. Still, having a roaring fire that slowly becomes embers around a single skull would make a significant impression as the night wears down and the happy campfire songs take a darker turn.

....And he's standing right BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!......

 

[335clone]

Excellent idea! I've found real skulls break down after just a few fires.

Exactly. I hate having to keep going out and harvesting them every Tuesday night.

 

[mikesr1963]

$65 each. I'll just keep using the ones I get the old fashion way.

 

[JC777]

I don't think my wife would go for it.

 

[bsman]

$65 each. I'll just keep using the ones I get the old fashion way.

Yautja, is that you?

 

[Tiltsta]

I really want a pile of skulls for my fire pit.

I also really want the One Ring fire pit thing.

 

[jp_nyc]

Makes me wish I had a fire pit.

 

[Coralkong]

They're cool, but that's too rich for my blood.

 

[Guitar Heel]

I really want a pile of skulls for my fire pit.

I also really want the One Ring fire pit thing.

these are amazing, and also the death star, but pricey.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Some men just want to watch the

 

[BlockInlay]

Cool product. The link cracked me up too, "late-stage-capitalism"

 

[Jbird]

I really want a pile of skulls for my fire pit.

I also really want the One Ring fire pit thing.

Wouldn't that thing draw unwanted attention to it with midgets and giant eagles, though?

 

[Peen Simmons]

*throws underpants at dmn23*

 

[Devil is Dill]

Thinking about putting a firepit in this summer. Showed this to wife last night - she was not amused.