smurfco
Meatus McPrepuce
I don't know what the hell that was all about, but it was some black-and-white video of him moving around on stage and singing, I can't remember the song or even the context of why I was watching this, I only remember him being enormous, and for some reason he was wearing I think a more tone down suit than his usual white jumpsuit, like a light gray business suit, but the buttons in the front of the suit were really struggling to keep it closed, meanwhile he was dancing and whirling around, sweating profusely… And I remember thinking, wow, I knew Elvis got kind of fat in the later years but I had no idea he turned into such a behemoth of a man… Anyways this is not a joke, this really did happen to me… Most of the things I post a jokes but this one is not
