The WTF Strat

[Muppet]

I'm not sure whether to put this here, or under the "Let's have a funny pic thread." It's called clown patch. More like clown vomit.

 

[Coralkong]

Not as bad as the pinecone one that was posted.

It's ugly, sure.

 

[Virtual Pariah]

I'm not seeing much wrong with it.

Reminds me of a 50's diner tabletop.

 

[Coralkong]

I dunno. Swap that pickguard out for a tort one, and I might buy it, lol...

 

[vonbladet]

The tail-coated pied-piper puts down the flute that he's been playing one-legged and picks this up. Then you press the plunger on the detonator.

Otherwise, it's a strat. It's not white and it's probably not even a Squier, but paint is after all cheap.

 

[Kerouac]

They make picks that look just like that.

 

[Stratguy]

puke:

 

[Chad]

If the pickguard was black, it might not be the most horrible thing I have ever seen.

 

[Hubert Stumblin]

Reverse clown puke.

 

[IamSeaDevil]

I still have no reason whatsoever to go into the Fender room at NAMM

 

[BEACHBUM]

What, no stickers? Where's my belt sander?

 

[shoeless]

That's so goofy it's almost attractive....almost.

 

[Dogsinplastic]

The only thing I really have any issue with is the red and mean RED pickguard.

 

[LeftyTom]

That is the Fisher Price signature model.

 

[Virtual Pariah]

The only thing I really have any issue with is the red and mean RED pickguard.

I get that. Clear Pickguard would have been better.

I'm more a green guy myself.

 

[GilmourD]

Minus the pickguard, I actually like that a lot.

What if the pickguard were clear but had the same sort of pattern on it as the body but a different colorspace?

 

[Virgman]

I just had a seizure. Quick grab my tongue before I swallow it.

 

[altoidman]

Doesn't Eric Clapton play one of those?

 

[angry tele]

look sike something matisse would do with colored paper