The Juicero

[Theodore]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/feat...alley-s-400-juicer-may-be-feeling-the-squeeze

The wifi-enabled bag squeezing machine for our century.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

A Keurig for fruit. What a great idea.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

A Keurig for fruit. What a great idea.

Coffee is a fruit.

 

[bsman]

I like eating fruit. I dislike drinking juice, because it gives you all of the calories with less of the fiber and other beneficial aspects of eating fruit...

 

[Dudeman1967]

The way you squeeze my lemon (bag)
I'm gonna fall right out of bed, bed, bed, bed, yeah

 

[bsman]

Coffee is a fruit.

Not quite correct. The coffee bean is contained inside of a coffee "cherry" which are, I can assure you, quite delicious!

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Not quite correct. The coffee bean is contained inside of a coffee "cherry" which are, I can assure you, quite delicious!

The "bean" is the seed of the fruit.

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

Coffee is a fruit.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

What about my rug?

 

[Honkridge]

Juan Valdez sure could use a nail cleanin

 

[Theodore]

Juan Valdez sure could use a nail cleanin

At Honkridge coffee, our field workers maintain spotless cuticles at all times.

 

[Deep Eddy]

I'll stick with my Juice Loosener.

 

[B Valley]

Or, you can buy it like this:

 

[yabba]

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/juicero-lobster-pouch/

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/juicero-lobster-pouch/

 

[yabba]

yeeech, ew! I'll take a crab juice.