The checkout lady at safeway today.....

[DdBob]

she didn't know what alfalfa sprouts were and she looked to be in her late 50's....

Her : "What are these"
Me : Um ...sprouts
Her: "interesting, I've never seen these"
me: hmm
her: "Do you mind me asking what you do with them?"
me: I put 'em in sandwiches
her: "mm, I'll have to try that"

Then the kale came through..."ok , what is this" (rhetorical question to herself) *spits*

 

[DFB]

She probably lives on Sanora dogs and in an out burgers.
Get a fennel bulb next time
:ewh:

 

[jelloman]

If it doesn't come in a box, bottle, or bag it's not really food...