That Seedy Table In The Dark Corner Where The Reprobates Gather

Discussion in 'Jack's Place' started by Elias Graves, Dec 30, 2009.

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    Dec 30, 2009
  1. Elias Graves Common misfit

    I'll pull up a chair.

    This thread is dedicated to whiskey, strippers, cereal and silliness. Serious posts belong elsewhere. This is a downer free zone. Come her to get your grins on. :D

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  3. Mark Wein :mad:

    for once I have a decent bottle to share:

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  5. Elias Graves Common misfit

    Sweet. The whiskey is here! Who has the strippers?
    I thought you needed a (far superior) OMG thread of your own Mark!

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  7. Mark Wein :mad:

    That works :)

    I won't complain about the "bandwidth you're siphoning off with your giant thread that only a few people post in". I can't believe I've seen that very complaint on HC more than once about the two OMG threads.
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  9. Punchy Cthulhu apologist

    *pushes sunglasses up nose, kicks chair back, and puts feet on table*

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  11. Elias Graves Common misfit

    We promise to leave the monkey at home Mark.
    Hey Punchy. I'm EG. I like whiskey, guitars and cereal. And strippers.
    I play an Epi and an Ibanez acoustic. I'd buy Gibsons if I was rich but, what ya gonna do?
    I also write songs. Got a ton of lyrics floating around if anyone's interested in using them.
    Don't like to fight but if it comes down to it I'm a good shot. Hate broken knuckles as it interferes with my playing.

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  13. Elias Graves Common misfit

    Gotta go do some work now. Later.

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  15. Mark Wein :mad:

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  17. Punchy Cthulhu apologist

    Heya EG. I play just well enough to impress people who don't. I sometimes try to write, but end up with fractions of verses and choruses. Aside from that, I'm pretty much just a slacker with a bad attitude.

    Ok, maybe not a slacker, but a guy who gets things done, but isn't happy about doing it.

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  19. Elias Graves Common misfit

    Damn work. Always in the way of having fun.
    That's about how well I play too.

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  21. Zemmy Monkey With Tools

    where did i leave my beanbag chair?
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  23. Phil513 Kick Henry Jackassowski

    I can haz a reprobate? :weebz:

    We just finished the stupid physical inventory. Im soooooo glad thats behind me. Blech.
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  25. Punchy Cthulhu apologist

    I was wondering when you were going to show up :jj:

    We do inventory tomorrow. Somebody do me a flavor and bash my skull tonight while I sleep.
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  27. Phil513 Kick Henry Jackassowski

    There is suck, and then there is suck

    The guy i was teamed with is real anal too, so i drove the forklift and pulled pallets down and counted everything.

    Just horrible.
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  29. Elias Graves Common misfit

    Ugh. Inventory. The big stuff isn't so bad but the parts suck.
    1/4-20x1 bhscs-467. Egads.
    More whiskey.

    I scored Brad Paisley tickets. He's a great guitarist but now I'm beginning to wonder if I'll survive the audience. Maybe I need a new cowboy hat.

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  31. Zemmy Monkey With Tools

    takes me all of thirty seconds to do inventory...but i have to do it every day

    today i have:


    one dozen strippers ready to go:aok:
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  33. Punchy Cthulhu apologist

    Yeah, we do that at *least* twice a year. And we've got some obscure crap here (stucco & drywall supply).

    Oh well. . .money is money.

    I'm going to drink extra tonight in preparation, though :weebz:
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  35. Elias Graves Common misfit

    I'll, ahem, "do" Zemmy's inventory any day.
    Did you find your beanbag?

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  37. Mark Wein :mad:

    Just got into work.

    quote=Zemmy;142294]takes me all of thirty seconds to do inventory...but i have to do it every day

    today i have:


    one dozen strippers ready to go:aok:[/quote]

    The best part is that you can use that inventory list for most venues.
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  39. Elias Graves Common misfit

    Gotta love Isis. I wonder if she knows who that is?

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