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Meatus McPrepuce
So a promoter sends me a message about a possible show at a club. I'll leave their name out for now but...
...I go to google and I type in the name of the club and it auto-completes with the word "stabbing".
Apparently someone got stabbed to death there in 2010. Two people, actually. One of them was a musician that was playing there.
But what's worse than that is their backline:
Then I read a little bit more and...
What? Why not just charge them $7 for the drink? Why make us play middleman?
But this is my favorite part - I googled one of the bands playing on the date we're looking at joining the bill for and found their most recent tune:
(Listen at least until the chorus)
...I go to google and I type in the name of the club and it auto-completes with the word "stabbing".
Apparently someone got stabbed to death there in 2010. Two people, actually. One of them was a musician that was playing there.
But what's worse than that is their backline:
Backline: Any additional requests must be mentioned 1 week before the event date - we will try to help
- 16 Channel pro-mixing console with 8 XLR and 4 1/4" inputs running into 2 powered speakers
- 3 - microphones and 3 boom stands
- 1 - 10” Hartke bass amp
- 1 - Fender Frontman 38W Guitar practice amp
- Piano - Upright Honky Tonk Piano - Manufacturer = "The Webster Piano Co. New York"
- DRUMS: Available to use - Bass Drum, Lo-tom, Hi-tom, Snare, 2 Cymbal Stands, Snare Stand, Hat Stand, Bass Pedal, stool (We suggest that you bring bass pedal, cymbals and snare)
- DVD projector (must test compatibility 1 day prior to your show)
Then I read a little bit more and...
Cover Policy: You choose your cover charge and keep that + add $7 which gives your fans and guests a free drink ticket. At the end of the night you give the bartender $7 for each drink ticket they received from your guests.
What? Why not just charge them $7 for the drink? Why make us play middleman?
But this is my favorite part - I googled one of the bands playing on the date we're looking at joining the bill for and found their most recent tune:
(Listen at least until the chorus)