So my wife went out shopping for Christmas lights and crap today.....

Coralkong

Coralkong

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I have more shit hanging on my house, and of course, it is ALL turned on right now.

My house looks like a fucking casino.
:facepalm:

Christmas bubbler night-lights, 4 (count 'em) blinking Christmas wreaths, 250' of lighted garland, blinking candles, poinsettias, shit everywhere.

I think jets are circling the house, thinking this is an airport.


Even my housplants have lights on them.

Looks like a bad casino.
:facepalm:
 
This was taken before she was even done....I couldn't believe it.........

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It looks like a fucking UFO landed in my yard it is so bright.
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reverend1 said:
Call me when your wife puts up four Christmas trees.
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I draw the line at two.....

Of course, she asked me if we could remove the skylight, so she could have a helicopter lower the main one into the living room......

WTF? I think she was being serious, too.
 
You have broken the sacred rule and a cardinal sin of putting up lights before Thanksgiving :facepalm:

I suppose you will be going to be at the Black Friday bonanza's as well.....
 
Our house too.



lights on the house, lighted wreath, garland when you walk in, a tree in the living room, a bigger one in the family room, the mantle, the picture window, several tables, the bar... when she and my daughter started pulling the THIRD christmas tree out of a box I said "Why don't you take all the teacher ornaments that you get from students and put the tree in your classroom.". :wink:
 
We're hosting Thanksgiving but will be in Florida at the end of December.... so..... Guess who's been hanging lights and shit since 10 am? :annoyed: :helper:


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Modern Saint said:
You have broken the sacred rule and a cardinal sin of putting up lights before Thanksgiving :facepalm:

I suppose you will be going to be at the Black Friday bonanza's as well.....
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No way, no how, no WAY in hell.

I worked retail in the late 80's, early 90's, and you couldn't PAY me enough to go to the mall on Black Friday.

Seriously, if you offered me $300 to go shopping, my answer would be Hell, no.
$500. No.
$700. Don't think so.
$1000. How long do I have to stay?

$2000. How long do I have to stay?

$5000. Well, do I actually have to shop?

$10000. Maybe.
 
baimun said:
We're hosting Thanksgiving but will be in Florida at the end of December.... so..... Guess who's been hanging lights and shit since 10 am? :annoyed: :helper:


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We're going away to PA for Thanksgiving, so somehow it made sense to her to hang the shit up today.

Made no sense whatsoever to me, though.


So I told her "This is fucking stupid, I'm not hanging shit up before Thanksgiving!"

So, there I was, hanging up a bunch of lights and wreaths and stuff. Ridiculous.
 
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