So I want to be a Dort
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yabba
Weird Pick Butt Person
seriously. he goes up and eats cheap cheese and pees in the lakes and drives like an asshole. no one's perfect I guess.
DdBob
Dogue in teh desert
That there is a cute Dort. Here's my Dort on the way back from Wiscornson
looks like he wants to go back to the farm (wisconsin is all farms right ?)...he be like..."why we going back to the city yo !"
Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
Dort’s asking if duder is gonna stop at the Brat Stop or the Mars Cheese Castle on the way home.
Wisconsin isn’t farms. It’s all corner bars, tiny neighborhood bowling alleys, and Packers dweebs.
yabba
Weird Pick Butt Person
Dort likes the snow and wishes there had been more
He's been a little disappointed to have to walk on a shorter leash and be all civilized and polite back in the city
Dart's such a FIB that he's never even HAD korbel or played a hand of euchre! total flatlander.
He's been a little disappointed to have to walk on a shorter leash and be all civilized and polite back in the city
Dart's such a FIB that he's never even HAD korbel or played a hand of euchre! total flatlander.
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DdBob
Dogue in teh desert
shit....I thought all the midwest was farms and flatlands *spits*