This is an impossible task for me. I've been collecting/hoarding gear for centuries and it's spread out between here (SoCal) and Florida.
You all know my affinity for Japanese fenders. I have several MIJ Fenders and Squiers as well as MIA and MIM Strats. A few Lesters (Both Gibby and Epi), A Kramer, a few Ibanez' here and there. At last count I was around 30 (?) with electrics. I only have a few acoustics and they range from a $129.00 GC house Brand Mitchell, to a 1986 Takamine to a pair of Taylor's.
Amp wise, I have a pretty full assortment ranging from an AC30, Fender twin reverb, an old (mid 80's) Music Man combo (that KILLS!), JCM 800 (which hasn't been powered up in years), even a Line 6 Spider III 2x12 combo.
My "main" amps though are a matched pair of H&H Modified 1982 Roland JC-120's originally used by the band A Flock of Seagulls. These things will create an F5 tornado of terror on a loudness scale and are clean as a whistle at ANY volume.
Effects wise... well, I'm an effects whore like no other. I have pretty much every Boss pedal made in the last 30 years, a ton of old Ibanez, DOD and Digitech pedals as well. I use mostly rack or multi boxes now days and they range from Digitech 2101 Artist Pro, to a Boss GT8, ART "Night Train", even my trusty (and much maligned) RP3.
There's a few basses laying around here and there. Nothing outrageous, just a couple of Ibanez' of varying qualities. I have a Fender Bass amp (cheapy) and a big ol' Trace Elliot from Hell that ... Much like the Marshall... rarely sees a power outlet.
I am an EBOW Slut. I have 4 of them from different time periods including the original all metal "Stapler" looking one.
Don't get me started on my collection of Synths, drum machines and other "Electronica" related stuff.