Simpsons episode comes to life

[smurfco]

I feel so bad for the reporter sent out to cover this story. You can tell she hates it and is thinking "four years of journalism school and here I am covering this bullshit".

 

[Gary Blanchard]

And people wonder why I hate local news...:rolleyes:

 

[Phil513]

It's ok, he'll be dead soon. I can hear his arteries hardening from here.

 

[smurfco]

I love the part where the waitress points out his unpaid open tab and says "what do you have to say about that?" and he says "well, I have a running account here".

 

[Gary Blanchard]

I love the part where the waitress points out his unpaid open tab and says "what do you have to say about that?" and he says "well, I have a running account here".

It's the only running he'll ever do.

 

[jelloman]

"And I just wanna say 'go Wild Bill Elliott!'"

 

[jelloman]

Enjoy...

 

[jbj]

Fat fuck in Friday fish fry fight

How's that for some alliteration

 

[Phil513]

Fat fuck in Friday fish fry fight

How's that for some alliteration

Freakin' fantastic

 

[smurfco]

Enjoy...

Hahaha!

 

[Tiltsta]

The upside of this story is that he will probably have a heart attack soon enough.

 

[Modern Saint]

John Pinette RIP

 

[Stratguy]

He should just carry a sign that says, "I'm a pig, and I want more . . . lot's more!"

 

[Rick 381]

I grew up, more or less, in that town.

 

[Deep Eddy]

 

[hardtdc]

I don't see the issue here. Put it on your sign, you give the man all he can god damn eat or take it off your fucking sign. End of story.

 

[wagdog]

That was a pretty hard hitting issue they tackled there. Great job news team.