Discussion in 'Jack's Place' started by Mark Wein, Aug 28, 2013.
Patented Action Zone!
There might be something to these ugly pants.
NOW WITH EXTRA LARGE SNACK SHACK!
No way thats a real ad, but I hope it was.
II doubt it. funny though.
I've got a pair of shorts with the Sansabelt feature. I don't know if the ad's legit, but the product exists.
I don't remember that ad, but I clearly remember Sansabelt pants. They were quite the rage at one time.
Free ascot with every pair!
In 1969-1970 I worked for a men's clothing store in Baltimore - Sansabelt slacks were very popular with the older generation, especially those with a bit of money. I have no reason why, but they were.
I thought you wore them at gigs.
No, back then I was wearing bell-bottom pants.
Nowadays I wear Dockers...the modern old man pants.
I believe that the natural waistline for Sansabelt pants is midway between the hipbone and the armpits:
Looks like dad pants. I'm old enough now to wear dad pants, but I ain't gonna.
I will warn you: this ad, which I believe to be real and which trumps the SansaBelt in every way, is kinda NSFW and will chip away a tiny fragment of your immortal soul.
I have those, but mine double as a scarf.
I remember Sansabelt pants, because my father wore them for a while. I was probably too young to know anything about the "action zone" though. LOL
"Are those Sansabelt slacks you're wearing with the action zone?"
"Why yes they are! Can I interest you in a snack!"
Eldridge Cleaver was such a piece of shit.