Newsflash! Saint's abbreviated NAMM visit

[John Watt]

All that security, just so no-one with a semi-solid-body gets in.

 

[Peeker]

All that security, just so no-one with a tinfoil hat gets in.

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[John Watt]

I heard they kept the protesters outside, you know,
those guitarists who keep chanting "bass on the bottom, highs on top".
But that's okay. No-one came outside and accused anyone of playing too many notes.
At a large show such as this, everyone can find the right left-handed guitar.