came across this on Rig-Talk, looking for comparisons. Hilarious.
http://www.rig-talk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=144575#p1666924
Dude: So man, I got this pedal my buddy's giving me; stoked, its a new model xyz.
Bro: No shit. Is it the true bypass one that was floating around on TGP?
Dude: Ah, no, just the reissue they did a little while ago.
Bro: So the modded one by Joerge?
Dude: I don't think so dude, just a straight up, NIB xyz stomp man. Stoked!
Bro: But don't you have all NOS stomps on your custom made pedal board?
Dude: Pretty much, but who cares? It's a freebie and I've been jonesing to try one out.
Bro: Ya man, but, like, look dude... You'll be lessening your board cred by having that on there.
Dude: The fuck?
Bro: Dude, I've seen your board, man, it's sick. Every stomp on there's a 10 out of 10, right?
Dude: I guess. Ya. So?
Bro: Well dude, you'll be putting something on there that's 8 out of 10.
Dude: So, it's free?!?
Bro: You'll be stepping all your 10 out of 10s down a bit man... Law of averages.
Dude: What, you mean it won't sound as good? It'll make my board sound shitty?
Bro: Dude, this goes way beyond what'll sound like. It's about net cred and stomp ego man.
Dude: The fuck?
Bro: Ya man, I mean, I don't even know what the xyz does. But it should be modded before you even consider it. Either that, or the original xyz.
Dude: The original's 40 years old man.
Bro: No man, not, like, the original line up of pedals - the original one - that Hendrix pissed on and Page threw up on.
Dude: The fuck?
Bro: I'm serious man. Look, dudes today, the board's like a badge system. Doesn't matter what the pedals do...it's where they're from and how hard they are to buy or steal. Anything that's buffered? That just means they're too new, and won't pass the stomp'tude test man. Your buds will dis you. Your girl, probably already getting sore knees with that lead guy who's gone full Mutron.
Dude: I'm speechless man. It's just a free fuckin' pedal Bro...why the fuck can't I just get it and use it.
Bro: It's probably free because the dude who's giving it away can't handle the pressure of losing his stomp'cred. Ever think of that?!
Dude: Shit man, no, but you have a good point.
Bro: I know man. I wouldn't lie to you dude.
Dude: Why would he be such an asshole?!?!
Bro: It's a cruel world man, don't take it to heart. Just be happy you didn't get stuck with that stomp man.
Dude: Shit. No kidding. Thanks Bro.
Bro: No sweat dude, anytime.