Question: REALITY CHECK: if your friend told you he had a good looking sister, but she turned out to look like Frankenstein's monster, would you be disappointed

[smurfco]

I had a fellow tell me he had a sister who looked just fine. Instead of being my deliverance she had a strange resemblance to a cat named Frankenstein. But you know what, I was so desperate and lonely that I kept an open mind. And damn if ol' Bolts didn't go "mouth crazy" on me like I'd never had before. Now I can't think about Boris Karloff without bricking up harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

Happy 250, America!

 

[Honkridge]

BJs from Frankenstein are always welcome in my tool shed.

 

[jelloman]

Depends on whether or not you find that type attractive...

 

[jrockbridge]

Frankenstein girl, with bolts you can grab hold of, plus a flat spot on the top of her head for your beer. Sounds too good to be true.

 

[tiger roach]

that's why there's tequila

 

[Andrew Sak]

I missed the part where your buddy told you to make whoopee with his sister any which way you can.
This may not end well.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

It’ s the 4th! It’s your patriotic duty to wrap a flag around her head and $&@# her for old glory.

 

[smurfco]

Frankenstein's Monster

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