PSA , 50 Shades of Really Bad Movie

My wife thought the book was stupid and said the writing was really awful. She even said the sex scenes were pretty lame, and the woman in the book might be the stupidest book character of all time. I doubt she has any interest in seeing the movie.
 
BlockInlay said:
from what i've gathered, the book and movie are basically porn for the uninitiated and the repressed, right?
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This has got to be better for that.

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Someone has updated the script. It's more suited to the format of a Vine clip now.

Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . In and out . . . .
A little to the right . . . . A little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife
moved . . .
Forwards then backwards.
Forward then backward.
Again . . . . and, again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream
. . . .


















She shouted:

"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
 
Porn for women. All the sheeple ladies will go and say how hot it was just because all their friends went and said how hot it was despite the fact that most of them probably didn't like it either.
 
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