PSA , 50 Shades of Really Bad Movie

Pine Apple Slim

Pine Apple Slim

Kick Henry Jackassowski
If you significant other suggests this flick do the both of you a big favor and stay at home at watch some porn on the Internet.
Don't suffer thru 2+ hours of plodding dialog, uninspired acting, And moronic story line.
Even the sex was boring.
 
yea....i've heard nothing but bad things about it. but then again.....it's not the kind of movie i would bother with anyway.
 
I wouldn't think twice about going...

I get to nap....

The last movie I went to was a couple of months ago and my girlfriend took me there...

I did what I usually do....Pigged out and 15 minutes into the movie,I'm lights out....


The chairs are comfy...............
 
Man, I hope you earned a pile of good husband points by going to that...

It seems like an extra-porny romance novel to me. Definitely not my thing.
 
If it's not too late, I highly recommend marrying a woman who isn't interested in this pop-salacious stuff. I don't think my wife even knows this movie exists.
 
Ask Mark about it. :wink:


and


It should be renamed $81.7 Million Shades of Green after this weekend.
 
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I have absolutely no interest in seeing this movie. As a matter of fact, I rarely ever go see a movie.
 
Chicken Man said:
If it's not too late, I highly recommend marrying a woman who isn't interested in this pop-salacious stuff. I don't think my wife even knows this movie exists.
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To her credit she did not read the books. She suggested it as a spicy VD thing to do so I went WTH, maybe we can get kinky afterwards.
No chance. Her ADHD was kicking in by the first half hour. She hated it as much as me. She was doing Living Color Men on Films on the way home, "Hated It! That girl was such a drag. Just get on with it right Quan? That playroom was way to dark, I couldn't see all the toys!"LOL.
 
Pine Apple Slim said:
To her credit she did not read the books. She suggested it as a spicy VD thing to do so I went WTH, maybe we can get kinky afterwards.
No chance. Her ADHD was kicking in by the first half hour. She hated it as much as me. She was doing Living Color Men on Films on the way home, "Hated It! That girl was such a drag. Just get on with it right Quan? That playroom was way to dark, I couldn't see all the toys!"LOL.
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My friends and I like to MST3K movies like that.

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Chicken Man said:
If it's not too late, I highly recommend marrying a woman who isn't interested in this pop-salacious stuff. I don't think my wife even knows this movie exists.
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But wait...that is the first book in a trilogy. So you may get to suffer through 2 sequels.
 
IamSeaDevil said:
My wife said Friday let's go see a movie and I though she was going to say 50 shades of gray. Instead she said Kingsman.

My wife>your wife
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My wife got up and walked out of the theater Saturday night when they replaced the movie we paid for with 50 shades. Her comment was "if you want to watch porn, watch porn".
 
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