Please help me think of a clever name for my turkey chili

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    Oct 11, 2011
  1. jaxn slim Your Worst Nightmare

    I'm participating in a chili cook-off tomorrow at work, and we have to come up with a name for our chili. I'm at a loss.

    Here is the gist of the recipe. It is very, very flavorful but not really hot.

    olive oil
    1 onion, chopped
    1 red bell pepper, chopped
    1 green bell pepper, chopped
    1c shredded carrots
    3 cloves garlic, chopped
    1 lb lean ground turkey
    3tbs cumin
    1tbs chili powder
    1 lb thick & chunky salsa
    1tbs tomato paste
    3c low fat chicken broth
    2 cans black beans, drained and rinsed

    Add oil to pot at medium heat. Add vegetables. Cook until onions are soft (8-10min).
    Add turkey. After turkey is cooked, stir in everything else. Reduce heat and simmer for 1 hour, or until liquid reduces and chili thickens.

    Good on its own but excellent with Fritos.

    Whatcha got?
     
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  3. Mark Wein :mad:

    Chillurkey. "It might be fowl but it won't give you the Turkey Trots"


    I don't know. I got nothing :weebz:
     
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  5. jaxn slim Your Worst Nightmare

    Not bad.

    I was toying around with the idea of
    Gobbler Chili or just
    Gobble Gobble

    But I don't know.
     
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  7. Mark Wein :mad:

    "it's Chilli, BITCHEZ" Chilli.
     
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  9. paulskirocks Blue Zone Compliant

    How about "Turkey Chili"...
     
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  11. jaxn slim Your Worst Nightmare

    Too avant garde. These are just regular folks over here.
     
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  13. Mark Wein :mad:

    Nah...too "out there".


    I'm digging "Sandy Duncans Eye Chilli".

    Also, Chili must be spelled Chilli.
     
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  15. cuffdc chicken n waffles

    "Get the Fuck in My Mouth Chili"
     
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  17. Mark Wein :mad:

    I like where you're going with this.
     
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  19. cuffdc chicken n waffles

    Dr. Jaxn's Featherless Chili
     
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  21. paulskirocks Blue Zone Compliant

    "Fowl Stew"
    "Chili de Pavo"
    "Turkey - The Other Other Other White Meat - Chili"
     
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  23. Punchy Cthulhu apologist

    "Slim's Turkey Scratch" :jj:
     
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  25. Mark Wein :mad:

    Jaxn's "It'll get you laid faster than Brad Pitt handing out $100 bills at a stripper convention" chilli.
     
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  27. jaxn slim Your Worst Nightmare

    Ha. Great suggestions. Keep em coming.

    These are good. Mrs. Slim had actually suggested Chili con Pavo.

    Ooh... Or featherless chili... or something in the same vein...


    This is good.
     
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  29. jaxn slim Your Worst Nightmare

    Or maybe "Featherweight Chili" since it's healthy and not that spicy.
     
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  31. It's-like-Thanksgiving-in-your-mouth chili, but without all of the relatives.
     
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  33. jaxn slim Your Worst Nightmare

    I wonder if I could fit that on an index card. :weebz:
     
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  35. Dexter Inferno Serious error

    Duh.

    Angry Bird. :jj:
     
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  37. jaxn slim Your Worst Nightmare

    OOOOOHHHHHH MAAAAANNNNN!!!!!! NICE!
     
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  39. Lerxst spaghetti and blankets

    Red hot turkey squirts
     

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