Pizza Hut hastens the decline of western civilization.

That looks ... disgusting.

That's like the BuzzFeed of food. Let's create the stupidist pizza we can think of and see how much buzz we can get.
 
This dude will take five.

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Those things are actually packed with vitamins and anti-oxidants. Yeah, yeah, you betcha. In fact, it's a superfood! Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
The linked article fails to mention that this product was already released in the UK, Australia, and Canada in 2012. Why is an American company selling an American product to damn foreigners before real Americans can get it? Pizza hut can take their socialist eurocentric hot dog pizza and shove it.

*orders and eats three pizza hut hot dog mini bites pizzas with the blinds drawn*
 
post: 1154746 said:
The linked article fails to mention that this product was already released in the UK, Australia, and Canada in 2012. Why is an American company selling an American product to damn foreigners before real Americans can get it? Pizza hut can take their socialist eurocentric hot dog pizza and shove it.

*orders and eats three pizza hut hot dog mini bites pizzas with the blinds drawn*
Because: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical_human_experimentation_in_the_United_States
 
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