Oh noes... I think I've created a monster....

Discussion in 'Jack's Place' started by baimun, Jun 25, 2012.

    Jun 25, 2012
  1. baimun Mas Tequila

    We've had Vontage phone service, so for the longest time I didn't bother patching it back into the house phones or whatever... we just had a single phone in the house.

    Well I just hooked up a phone system with speakerphone and intercom throughout the house. Base station is by the computer in the family room, Extension One in the living room, two is in the kitchen, three in the master bedroom, four is in the laundry room... and I've got enough handsets to do the other bedrooms and the garage too.

    I thought it might save us running to the other room for the phone, or not yelling down the stair well when someone's in the laundry room.

    The first time my wife uses it... "Are you going to come up here and do the dishes?" :freak:

    "I'm sorry... you have the wrong number." :facepalm:
  2. Jun 25, 2012
  3. reverend1 Kick Henry Jackassowski

    Those dishes aren't going to wash themselves.
  4. Jun 25, 2012
  5. baimun Mas Tequila

    I made the pizza dammit!!! :annoyed:
  6. Jun 25, 2012
  7. Mark Wein :mad:

    Our house is so small that you can hear the dog breathe from one end of the house to another. We don't need a fancy intercom system :weebz:
  8. Jun 25, 2012
  9. Chihlidog Kick Henry Jackassowski

    My wife, courtney and I will all text each other at times. All in the same house :/
  10. Jun 25, 2012
  11. baimun Mas Tequila

    our house is only 2000 sq ft.... it's just two levels so when one is upstairs with the TV on and the other is downstairs with their guitar amp on..... :p
  12. Jun 25, 2012
  13. BoomBoomBigelow Genius of Love

    Fuck intercoms. Fuck them in their fucking meathead circuitboards. They're worse than in-house texting.
  14. Jun 25, 2012
  15. Help!I'maRock! Radical Sandwich Anarchist

    better than outhouse texting. :weebz:
  16. Jun 25, 2012
  17. BoomBoomBigelow Genius of Love


    No. No, it's not. I can can see the functional purpose of outhouse texting. Should it be the case that one is at the same time, both technologically backward and forward.
  18. Jun 25, 2012
  19. Mark Wein :mad:

    ours is one level, a little less than 1100 sq ft.
  20. Jun 25, 2012
  21. Help!I'maRock! Radical Sandwich Anarchist

  22. Jun 25, 2012
  23. reverend1 Kick Henry Jackassowski

    I told you never to call me on this wall!
  24. Jun 26, 2012
  25. B Valley Rattlesnake Shaker

    "Hey, you sound really cute. What are you wearing?"

    "Dad, knock it off".
  26. Jun 26, 2012
  27. reverend1 Kick Henry Jackassowski

    The day Mrs. Rev texts me while we are both inside the house, is the day I deactivate her phone.
  28. Jun 26, 2012
  29. Jbird Kick Henry Jackassowski

    I've got you beat. 720 sq ft. :(
  30. Jun 26, 2012
  31. Mark Wein :mad:

    Yow thats small. I'm guessing you're not fitting a family of 4's junk into it though at least. Our garage is a glorified storage unit.
  32. Jun 26, 2012
  33. Jbird Kick Henry Jackassowski

    I park my car in the garage :weebz:

    Yeah, I'm single and the house was cheap.

    I still wish it'd been bigger though.
  34. Jun 26, 2012
  35. Mark Wein :mad:

    I just wish we had a little more storage and a lot less junk.
  36. Jun 26, 2012
  37. reverend1 Kick Henry Jackassowski

    Seems line two problems with one solution. :idk:
  38. Jun 26, 2012
  39. Prages User Error

    Our house is over 2000 square feet, there's just two of us, and we still have too much crap to fit into it. :facepalm:

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