New York Weiners: Your Gig Has Arrived!

[Elias Graves]

I'm trying to picture an authentic bluesman on his way to the crossroads, beat up guitar in hand -- stopping to sniff corks and am having a lot of difficulty.

You're picturing the wrong crossroads.

 

[speakerjones]

This is definitely a jab at members of The Gear Page. The "No Tan Pants Bozos" is a dead give away, as that's an inside joke there.

 

[Elias Graves]

This is definitely a jab at members of The Gear Page. The "No Tan Pants Bozos" is a dead give away, as that's an inside joke there.

I see the ad has been updated.
He corrected the "Lakeland" bass spelling and added a rant about gear forums. Lol.