Gig Spam New Year, New Band

[Help!I'maRock!]

Come see @smurfco and me at Arlene's Grocery at 8pm on January 25th, as we debut the newest version of The Bird Index. Smurfco takes the lead this time, while I'm on bass. It's an early show. So if you're in the NYC area, we'd love to see you there.

https://www.facebook.com/events/397438607266265/

 

[Gary Blanchard]

Makes me wish I was in the area; I'd love to see that show.

 

[tiger roach]

 

[smurfco]

Yes it's true, this band has two dicks.

Well, three, but you guys don't know Brad.

But Howie is now a member of The Bird Index! So come see us NYCers. Do it. DO IT!

 

[sunvalleylaw]

Makes me wish I was in the area; I'd love to see that show.

This.

 

[smurfco]

The Bird Index is @tompetty 's favorite band, and now he likes us even more.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

The Bird Index is @tompetty 's favorite band, and now he likes us even more.

Buncha dweebs who look like MATH TEACHERS.

 

[gtrjunior]

When you're closer to Rhode Island, I'll be there.
I'll be the guy throwing rotten fruit.

 

[frunobulax]

Makes me wish I was in the area; I'd love to see that show.

Unfortunately, I will not be in NYC on that night.

But, like me, Gary, if you go outside on the night, and it's a clear night, we may be able to see smurfco shining on the SW horizon.

 

[smurfco]

While all of us here at The Bird Index are lovers of wildlife and the outdoors, we must again remind our fans that we do not include live birds or advanced puppetry in our stage production. No refunds will be given to those expecting real acts of bird valor or bird diplomacy.

 

[Chad]

I've been waiting for the official announcement for months. I thought smurfco came to his senses and squashed the idea

Shame it's on a wednesday. I'd be tempted to come up there on a Saturday for a show.

 

[smurfco]

I've been waiting for the official announcement for months. I thought smurfco came to his senses and squashed the idea

Shame it's on a wednesday. I'd be tempted to come up there on a Saturday for a show.

Wait til next month


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[Chad]

While all of us here at The Bird Index are lovers of wildlife and the outdoors, we must again remind our fans that we do not include live birds or advanced puppetry in our stage production. No refunds will be given to those expecting real acts of bird valor or bird diplomacy.

It's a good thing you put in this disclaimer. I would have had to hire Charlie Kelly.

 

[Denverdave]

You could always change the band name to The Math Teachers. But I would expect the crowd to stay away in droves then.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

You could always change the band name to The Math Teachers. But I would expect the crowd to stay away in droves then.

We don't have any math teachers, only dweebs who look like them.

 

[OGG]

Yo, if I was in Nu Yawk, I'd be theyuh toughguy!

 

[12Pack]

If I make it to the show will you and Smurfco sign my booby?

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

If I make it to the show will you and Smurfco sign my booby?

Absolutely.

 

[Guitar Heel]

I've been waiting for the official announcement for months. I thought smurfco came to his senses and squashed the idea

Shame it's on a wednesday. I'd be tempted to come up there on a Saturday for a show.

:hmm:

 

[gtrjunior]

You could always change the band name to The Math Teachers. But I would expect the crowd to stay away in droves then.

Or "The Pocket-Protecters"