My stupid deal of the day Gretsch G9420 Broadkaster Supreme Phirevood banjo arrived today. I took it out of the box, installed the bridge, tuned it up, rubbed some lighter fluid on it and was riffing away in no time. Since the tuning is so similar to the sound of a strangled goat (closed G), it's easy to translate simple Taylor Swift songs. I'm going to try arranging some kindling and looking some matches.
My only qualms are that it weighs in at a massive 12.5 lbs (double the weight of my latest Kauer!) but that density should keep the fire burning long into the night. Fortunately I have a fire pit that I'll go out to hopefully later tonight.
It would be really nice to take some proper photos, but with the youngin in the house it's tough to watch 'em an build a nice fire at the same time.