My wife was wearing my Millenium Falcon t-shirt

It looked like Light Speed, only it was Light Pee when I sprayed it all over her gun turrets.

Too much?

AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH (Chewie noise).......GHHHHHHHHHHHH.
 
I actually do a pretty good Chewbacca impression...

but back to the matter at hand...

did you tell her that she doesn't know the power of the Dark Side?
 
did you know beforehand that in her belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a…thousand years...?
 
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Kind of hot, I'm not gonna lie.
 
hey, I posted that the other day! :tongue:

did she ask you to demonstate the full power of the station?
and then you blew up?
 
or did she say that she was altering the deal, and that you should pray she doesn't alter it any further?


like I said...all night
 
Is it too kinky if I involve the little green guy with the gun in the first film?


Because, kind of would....a bunch of Jawas and a Tauntaun and I am THERE.
 
The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.
 
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