Mr. Johnson, I'm concerned that you might not be taking your probation requirements seriously.

[Saturn]

Whenever I go to Walmart with my wife she wants one of this carts to play around on and I always have to remind her there are morbidly obese people in the store that need them and they are not toys.

 

[Stratguy]

It could have been worse. Mr. Johnson might have pull up for his probation appointment looking like this:

 

[BlackCat]

Maybe he was institutionalized and wanted to go back.

 

[Knox in Box]

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Probation is keepin me from ridin' dirty...

 

[Tig]

It could have been worse. Mr. Johnson might have pull up for his probation appointment looking like this:

 

[tiger roach]

Good God.

Quit bogarting that eyewash station, Tig!