Achtung! Manoeuvre News

"Since the technique was introduced in 1974 it is believed to have saved the lives of more than 100,000 people in the US alone.

They include former President Ronald Reagan..."

FAIL.

Still, y'know. Cool guy, in spite of that massive little fuck-up.
 
Was Bush and his pretzel choking saved that way as well?

No, he Heimliched himself with his own bootstraps. Then he cackled creepily, gave the German Chancellor an unwanted shoulder rub and finally tried to exit the room through a locked door.

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