WTF: Looks like we are attending a shotgun wedding

Sometimes I think the only reason my parents actually got married was because my mom was pregnant with my younger brother. Oddly, I don't have any pictures of 3-year-old me in a little suit, but I know I attended their wedding.

That said, they're still married. :shrug:

I skimmed quickly and thought you said "I don't have any pictures of me in that little slut" and was going to give you shit for talking about your mum that way. But thankfully I was mistaken. :embarrassed:


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Will Gary perform the wedding march on the banjo? :embarrassed:


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Looks like he shaved for the occasion!
 
I'm DJing at a wedding in this joint on Saturday:

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I assume it isn't the same couple? :embarrassed:

On a serious note, I'd wide berth that completely. Even just going along to be polite is implicitly accepting the thing.
 
Yeah, probably true. I can almost picture the father of the bride saying, "There's no way my 16 year old daughter is going to have a bastard child". Hard to see those trees in the middle of the forest.
It's a little late for that considering the child has already been born...
 
My parents were married on December 4, 1970. My sister was born July 19, 1971.

My parents are still happily married.
 
I don't think the family is calling it a shotgun wedding. :grin:

My guess is they are doing a more or less normal church wedding because they can't imagine not doing one.

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Nice day for a
white wedding
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Bubba Joe! Git away from that wheel barrow. You know you don't know nothin bout mechanical things.
 
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