Jebediah.Is the groom called Cletus?
Jebediah.Is the groom called Cletus?
Jebediah.
Sometimes I think the only reason my parents actually got married was because my mom was pregnant with my younger brother. Oddly, I don't have any pictures of 3-year-old me in a little suit, but I know I attended their wedding.
That said, they're still married.
Now son, have you been watchin' "Smokey and the Bandit"?Is the groom called Cletus?
Now son, have you been watchin' "Smokey and the Bandit"?
Will Gary perform the wedding march on the banjo?Are you with the bride's or groom's family.... Wait, never mind (they're both the same family!)
Will Gary perform the wedding march on the banjo?
Who even invites people to a shotgun wedding?
Who even invites people to a shotgun wedding?
It's a little late for that considering the child has already been born...Yeah, probably true. I can almost picture the father of the bride saying, "There's no way my 16 year old daughter is going to have a bastard child". Hard to see those trees in the middle of the forest.
I don't think the family is calling it a shotgun wedding.
My guess is they are doing a more or less normal church wedding because they can't imagine not doing one.