WTF: Literally

People use it as a term of emphasis. That practice drives me nuts.


Speaking of which...

A guy walks into a bar and notices a pirate in full gear with his back to the bar. He notices that the pirate has a ship's wheel attached to the front of his pants and yet the pirate is drinking and randomly speaking to people around him like nothing is out of the ordinary.
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Finding this to be quite peculiar, he approaches the pirate and says "Hi. How are you?"

The pirate replies "I'm fine man, how be you?"
The guy says "I am fine as well sir - I couldn't help but notice but is that a ship's wheel attached to the front of your pants?"

The pirate says back "Yes it is - it's driving me nuts."
 
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