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Master of the Meh
Funny, since just a few minutes ago, a new neighbor walking their dog past my back yard fence (walking trail) without a leash just told their stupid black lab to "get that kitty" in reference to my cat Chewbacca who was here in my back yard minding his own business.
Vapid cunt didn't see me sitting here.
Chewie came to play.
Big bad lab started barking and snarling at my fence. Chewie, who is the most docile, timid cat ever... pretty much said "I'm your Huckleberry" and poofed up into kick-ass mode. He did not back down.
It was the sound of my laughter that alerted the insipid twit to my presence. That's when a few carefully crafted words about what kind of fuckbag encourages their dog to go after someone else's pet that is in its own yard were spoken. Followed by a detailed description of the anatomical process of rectal canine removal.
hmy:
