:bfp:Coming soon to a Walmart near you....
I remember when my brother had his first bad heart attack. When I picked him up from the hospital, the doctor told him not to overdo at first, but he needed to do some shopping. I took him to Walmart and he got in one of those scooters. He ended up wiping out a display at the end of an aisle.Coming soon to a Walmart near you....
That's as subtle as the Rudolph one.