JMo's throwdown for the Lunch Challenge.

The silk flower was an accident.

I was being silly during a wedding reception during some photos and started eating the flowers that a bridesmade was holding (pretty hillarious pics) but when a groomsman made a comment, I ate the flower off his jacket.

Everyone was laughing so I ate another flower off another jacket.

"Why is your flower so chewy?"

"I have alergies... that one's silk."

:messedup:

I remember being VERY high about 20 years ago eating miner's lettuce along with the little bugs...
 
I could not beat that on my best day. The closest I ever came to eating that much in one sitting was a fried seafood plate... the sucker came to the table on a turkey platter. Half a pound of fish, and at least 4 oz. each of clams, scallops, shrimp, lobster meat.... plus a small mountain of fries, onion rings and a cupfull of coleslaw. Deelish, but even after cleaning the gullet with cold beer I couldn't manage more than half of it.
 
I hope it's not health problems, i think he had a rocky time for awhile there.
 
Yeah. Ill have to go check his FB page when we get home.


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Far as I can tell he hasnt posted anything at all on FB for a long time. I miss him too:-(
 
Y'know, it's funny -- I'm a fat motherfucker, but I can't eat lots of food at one time. There's no way I'd be able to eat that in less than three meals!
 
I missed this the first time around. I just about puked just reading it.
 
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