The silk flower was an accident.
I was being silly during a wedding reception during some photos and started eating the flowers that a bridesmade was holding (pretty hillarious pics) but when a groomsman made a comment, I ate the flower off his jacket.
Everyone was laughing so I ate another flower off another jacket.
"Why is your flower so chewy?"
"I have alergies... that one's silk."
I miss @JModius1972. He hasn't even posted on his Facebook since 2012. :(