smurfco
Meatus McPrepuce
https://reverb.com/item/5328538-jerry-jones-neptune-longhorn-guitarline-mid-90s-aztec-gold
This is overpriced by about $500 - $600 but I have always loved these. I had the Dano version back in the early 00s and while I liked the look and feel, the sound was kind of cheap. I bet this one would kick ass.
Can you, like, dig - it?