TomcatMF
Vetteless
#3. People In A Hurry To Be Slow
This applies equally to cars and pedestrians. The path or road is crowded; everyone's got somewhere to go; you're busting a move, but someone else is busting more. Maybe they're in a bigger rush. Maybe they're late for some emergency. So they pull up in front of you and you think, "OK. Well played, good sir. You earned that location." And then suddenly, they wilt. They lose all determination. They creep back down to a crawl or putter along under the speed limit.
It turns out they were only in a hurry to be in front of you. Pretty infuriating. You want to scream, "Hey, if you hadn't jumped in front of me, I'd be 50 yards in front of you by now. You'd be doing the same thing you're doing now except I wouldn't be stuck behind you." Of course, you can't actually say that without sounding like a crazy person so the more obvious solution is to murder them.
I totally hate this one, because it basically says that they don't really want to go fast, they just want to be in front of you, and they'll speed up just to get that position.
This one is a daily occurrence for me too. It's the reason I wish my car had missile launchers or some kind of Death Ray to disintegrate those motherfuckers!!!