If you're this person in the gym, you really need to stop

[Ignored Member]

I know this is a first-world problem. I also know it's going to come across as a superior "more hardcore than you, bro" bitch-fest. I apologize in advance.

1. "Talking to my girlfriend about what I ate today" woman

Shut up already. Nobody cares. And as for your debate whether pizza or a hot dog is worse, the answer is 60 more minutes on the treadmill.

2. "I have 50 different motions on the Smith Machine and I'm using them all in one workout" guy

Piss off, you inconsiderate personal trainer-wannabe fucknut. Give somebody else a chance on the machine.

 

[el diablo]

Agreed on the Smith machine. Most gyms have one and it's pretty damn popular for good reason.

Point 1? Depends on what she ate. Might be interesting.