If Jesus is so great...

Coda

Coda

Not John Watt
...then why couldnt he tie his boots?...


...I heard that statement today while line at Wawa for my coffee...my imediate though was "...wut?"...I began thinking, "well, first off, Jesus wore sandals"...the fella who stated the aforementioned statement was a city worker, a snow plow driver...and the Jesus in question was his helper...the guy was on the phone, and they were ribin this Jesus guy...apparently he was a real trooper and all...

...ever hear something out of context, and just become so perplexed with it that it drives you crazy?...
 
Coda said:
...then why couldnt he tie his boots?...


...I heard that statement today while line at Wawa for my coffee...my imediate though was "...wut?"...I began thinking, "well, first off, Jesus wore sandals"...the fella who stated the aforementioned statement was a city worker, a snow plow driver...and the Jesus in question was his helper...the guy was on the phone, and they were ribin this Jesus guy...apparently he was a real trooper and all...

...ever hear something out of context, and just become so perplexed with it that it drives you crazy?...
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That, sir, is the story of my life. :annoyed:
 
I used to have a pair of Jesus boots

and a Go to Hell Hat.

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Jesus wore boots becuase he was a carpenter.

Not the first carpenter - that was Eve. She made Adams banana stand.
 
12Pack said:
Jesus wore boots becuase he was a carpenter.

Not the first carpenter - that was Eve. She made Adams banana stand.
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And Jesus was a sailor
When he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching
From his lonely wooden tower
And when he knew for certain
Only drowning men could see him
He said "All men will be sailors then
Until the sea shall free them"
But he himself was broken
Long before the sky would open
Forsaken, almost human
He sank beneath your wisdom like a stone

Dexter Inferno said:
That is a stretch really.
You do look more and more Amish by the minute though. :grin:
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Actually, I did look pretty Jesus-y that day. I had my hair down and was wearing a white hoodie. :grin:
 
Coda said:
...me too fella...:thu:
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