Can you blame him?Schmippers has been haunting me.
And the Man?Chico.
Bloods be haiting.
What's wrong with calling the cat Rutabaga?My oldest daughter has a cat named "Turnip".
Something about her favorite movie as a kid... Princess and the Goblin? Had a cat named Turnip. I would call it Parsnip, and Brussel Sprout, and Carrot.