I just answered the phone here at the pffice, I asked who it was, and he says

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chihlidog, Jul 12, 2011.

    Jul 12, 2011
  1. Chihlidog n00b

    "This is Harry Johnson". I really had to stifle a giggle. :D
  2. Jul 12, 2011
  3. jelloman couch'd tater...

    "Are your peaches fuzzy, baby!"
  4. Jul 12, 2011
  5. Elias Graves Way cooler than I let on

    I met his brother, Biggs Johnson just the other day.

    EG
  6. Jul 12, 2011
  7. Chihlidog n00b

    To make it even better, I called out to the boss, "Hey ____, it's a Harry Johnson for you".
  8. Jul 12, 2011
  9. Elias Graves Way cooler than I let on

    "No thanks, just had a shorn beaver!"

    EG
  10. Jul 13, 2011
  11. instantsteve Glowing Cloud

    A friend of mine left me a message that I needed to call a "Dr. Craven Morehead". The secretary must have had poor hearing. She also had bad handwriting. I called the given number and asked for Calvin Moreford. I finally got the joke. Later.
  12. Jul 13, 2011
  13. Chihlidog n00b

    Except this wasnt a joke :weebz: Dude's name really is Harry Johnson. Worst name I've ever personally come across was "Colin Butt".
  14. Jul 13, 2011
  15. Tig position 2 & 4 apologist

    We have the occasional "user name of the day" contest at work. My favorite entry was Kamal Butt.
    The help desk manager is Mary Butts.

    An engineer at NASA was named Dick Reed. It was difficult to not accidentally call him Dick Weed.

    A quality control guy there was names Prime Tingle. No shit! He was a really nice guy. Sadly, a drunk driver killed him when he was changing a flat on the side of the road.
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  17. Modern Saint Not My Monkey!

    In one of the hospitals I worked in, the dishwashers name was Michael Hunt. Everyone called him Mike. Poor soul was overhead paged often within the facility.
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  19. Mrs.P The Wonder Wench

    I had a grilfriend who's name was Laura Swallow. She was a Seaman in the Navy. Her first few years as Seamen Swallow were pretty terrible.
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  21. reverend1 n00b

    That's awesome. Boot camp had to be a bitch.
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  23. FenderPusher Beardcore Apologist

    I work with a guy named Harry Rimmer. :weebz:
  24. Jul 13, 2011
  25. Back when I worked in the hotel biz, we had lots of great names checking in.

    Best day was when Kitty Chow and Iza Ho checked in on the same day.
  26. Jul 14, 2011
  27. Chad Fantastic Orpple

    That reminds me of the first time I ordered pizza at one of my old houses. The order taker asked for my address and I said 420 Jefferson Dr. I then hear "huh huh 420"
  28. Jul 14, 2011
  29. Deep Eddy Argle Bargle or Foofaraw?

    Huh huh. He said "Johnson"

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  30. Jul 16, 2011
  31. Tig position 2 & 4 apologist

    New entry:
    Joy Staine
    :weebz:

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