I just answered the phone here at the pffice, I asked who it was, and he says

Discussion in 'Jack's Place' started by Chihlidog, Jul 12, 2011.

    Jul 12, 2011
  1. Chihlidog Kick Henry Jackassowski

    "This is Harry Johnson". I really had to stifle a giggle. :D
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  3. jelloman couch'd tater...

    "Are your peaches fuzzy, baby!"
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  5. Elias Graves Common misfit

    I met his brother, Biggs Johnson just the other day.

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  7. Chihlidog Kick Henry Jackassowski

    To make it even better, I called out to the boss, "Hey ____, it's a Harry Johnson for you".
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  9. Elias Graves Common misfit

    "No thanks, just had a shorn beaver!"

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  11. instantsteve Glowing Cloud

    A friend of mine left me a message that I needed to call a "Dr. Craven Morehead". The secretary must have had poor hearing. She also had bad handwriting. I called the given number and asked for Calvin Moreford. I finally got the joke. Later.
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  13. Chihlidog Kick Henry Jackassowski

    Except this wasnt a joke :weebz: Dude's name really is Harry Johnson. Worst name I've ever personally come across was "Colin Butt".
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  15. Tig covfefe!

    We have the occasional "user name of the day" contest at work. My favorite entry was Kamal Butt.
    The help desk manager is Mary Butts.

    An engineer at NASA was named Dick Reed. It was difficult to not accidentally call him Dick Weed.

    A quality control guy there was names Prime Tingle. No shit! He was a really nice guy. Sadly, a drunk driver killed him when he was changing a flat on the side of the road.
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  17. Modern Saint Starve your Fear, Feed your Dream!

    In one of the hospitals I worked in, the dishwashers name was Michael Hunt. Everyone called him Mike. Poor soul was overhead paged often within the facility.
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  19. Mrs.P The Wonder Wench

    I had a grilfriend who's name was Laura Swallow. She was a Seaman in the Navy. Her first few years as Seamen Swallow were pretty terrible.
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  21. reverend1 Kick Henry Jackassowski

    That's awesome. Boot camp had to be a bitch.
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  23. FenderPusher Beardcore Apologist

    I work with a guy named Harry Rimmer. :weebz:
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  25. dodgechargerfan Kick Henry Jackassowski

    Back when I worked in the hotel biz, we had lots of great names checking in.

    Best day was when Kitty Chow and Iza Ho checked in on the same day.
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  27. Chad bedroom widdler

    That reminds me of the first time I ordered pizza at one of my old houses. The order taker asked for my address and I said 420 Jefferson Dr. I then hear "huh huh 420"
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  29. Deep Eddy Argle Bargle or Foofaraw?

    Huh huh. He said "Johnson"

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  31. Tig covfefe!

    New entry:
    Joy Staine

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