I gonna start teaching like Zakk wylde

[Mark Wein]

http://www.guitaraficionado.com/zakk-wylde-punches-guy-who-cant-play-stairway-to-heaven.html

 

[jelloman]

You'll also need to stop shaving and bathing to get the full effect...

 

[Coralkong]

He's probably got you beat on pinch harmonics, Mark, just bear that in mind.

 

[Jbird]

Just think what he does to guys that can't play Smoke On The Water!

 

[mongooz]

i'd be more inclined to punch someone for TRYING to play Stairway....

 

[Punchy]

Hence, why I take lessons via Skype.

 

[pmc100]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
IT'S JUST ZAKK WYLDE KICKING YOUR ARSE!

 

[tompetty]

You'll also need to stop shaving and bathing to get the full effect...

Home in time for the Pens game...



That,my friend,was funny...

 

[tompetty]

He's probably got you beat on pinch harmonics, Mark, just bear that in mind.

That too......

 

[tompetty]

Just think what he does to guys that can't play Smoke On The Water!

Huh........Seriously???

 

[Steverino]

He's probably got you beat on punch harmonics, Mark, just bear that in mind.

Better

 

[micwalt]

That's how I taught my sister how to sing.
It worked very well, actually.

 

[Modern Saint]

Don't forget to spit onstage when you play your gigs!

 

[Flamencology]

That's how I taught my sister how to sing.
It worked very well, actually.

She stopped singing?

 

[micwalt]

She stopped singing?

No, she sings quite well now.