I’ll direct your attention to Point Break, the greatest movie ever made.
From the first OMG thread
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Bob411 said:
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I know Point Break isn't political, she just really hates Point Break.
The original? You've failed as a father.
The reboot? You've done well.
Bob411
BlockInlay said:
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The original? You've failed as a father.
The reboot? You've done well.
I'll just let her type:
Okay I don't actually think it was that bad, but my dad loves it so much that I mock it to tease him. I have not seen it in a few years (thankfully), but from what I remember, the cinematography was great and the plot was cool, BUT
- Keanu Reeves talks like a douchebag
-Johnny Utah is a ridiculous name
-If he was really a good cop, he could have found out that the surfers he's hanging out with are the SURFERS HE IS LOOKING FOR OH MY GOSH OPEN YOUR EYES JOHNNY UTAH
-I'm actually not going to complain about Gary Busey, he did OK
-There was only one woman with a signifigant speaking role, and she could have been replaced with a really nice looking table lamp and the plot would've been basically the same.
-That police chief keeps yelling at Johnny Utah and Gary Busey for wasting their time with surfboard wax, but it's not like he's helping at all. That just pisses me off.
-I cannot emphasize how much I hate the name Johnny Utah
-I guess it gets points for Patrick Swayze, but those points are taken away because there's no dance number
In conclusion, Point Break is not actually that bad, but not deserving of the accolades my dad gives it. And don't even get me started on the movie Brazil.