Heart Attack Grill regular patron dies of...

Kerouac

Kerouac

weird musical dildo
a heart attack?! :eek:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout...man-dies-apparent-heart-attack-162858075.html

John Alleman reportedly suffered a heart attack last week outside the Las Vegas restaurant, according to the Las Vegas Sun. The 52 year old was taken off life support on Monday.

Alleman, who was not on the restaurant's payroll, inspired the "Patient Jon" character that appears on the restaurant's menu.

"He lived a very full life," Jon Basso, owner of the Heart Attack Grill, told the newspaper. "He will be missed."

“I told him if you keep eating like this, it’s going to kill ya,” Basso said. “He’d say, 'I just love your place, Jon.' He’s the only person I know who was probably at the restaurant more than I [was]; he’d be here every darned day.”
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"He lived a very full life," Jon Basso, owner of the Heart Attack Grill, told the newspaper."

I feel shitty but I laughed at that.

Come on people, stick around to see yr grandkids. Put the goddamn bacon burger down. :(
 
This isn't the first time someone has died there, I don't think. I seem to recall someone else did last year.

Edit:

Someone else had a heart attack, but they didn't die.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

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They should put little tombstones on the wall in the Men's room or something for all the customers who buy it mid-burger.
 
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The babes are obviously part of their heart attack strategy. Your server shows up flashing cleavage, all your blood surges penisward, and any clots or chunks of bacon in your bloodstream get hung up in your compromised cardiac arteries. *shakes head sadly*
 
It's a novelty place, that could be fun to visit twice a year.

If you are a regular customer, something is very wrong with you.
 
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