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[frunobulax]

say what?

Cello and Bouzouki Player Wanted

We are looking for a cello and bouzouki player for our band.

We are a three-piece based in Lowell, have two CDs out, and perform out regularly. We play our own original music and the style is a mix of golden-era country, world folk, and roots rock.

Contact us if interested!
Thank you.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/muc/5331807934.html.

golden era country with a bouzouki?? messedup0

 

[frunobulax]

oh, the horror

Billy Joel Tribute Band Available For Hire

We are Cold Spring Harbor! The Ultimate Award Winning Billy Joel Tribute Band of New England! We have been playing for a little over two years, and sound almost like the real thing!

 

[frunobulax]

I am intrigued




A LIST OF MY DEMANDS

1. You will book at least 4 shows per month. I cannot be bothered to do all that.
2. I will be compensated no less than $50/set for each gig
3. You will worship me, and only me, for I am a music God
4. As such- I will dictate which songs we learn and play
5. You will practice at the time and place of MY choosing
6. I will approve all wardrobes before shows
7. You will see to it that my wardrobe is cleaned and ready for every gig
8. If I am in need of transportation, you will provide a ride to and from gigs or practice
9. We will not play any club until I have approved it. No dives
10. Peeled grapes. Non-negotiable

 

[bsman]

Amateur: http://noisey.vice.com/blog/the-most-ridiculous-riders-in-history

 

[frunobulax]

Canadian Banjo-Metal band needs local musician to hire!

 

[frunobulax]

stainless steel bed pan guitar - $320 (maine)