For the sexual depraved on the forum....ummm,,,, I'm just gonna leave this here.

[Ignored Member]

Adding to the possible album title list:

"Masturbating the Electric Horse"

 

[smurfco]

We are dorks. Half naked women and we make horse puns.

I think so far the thread's gone off without a hitch.

 

[smurfco]

On a serious note, I knew a guy who invented an electric horse masturbation device to collect semen from stud horses. He had a boat down the dock from me in Chestertown, MD.

His boat was a lot bigger than mine.

No really, he invented and patented an electric horse stimulator that jerked off horses.

He made millions off of it.

What a stud.

 

[Coralkong]

What a stud.

Yeah he was a big time horse guy from a little town right outside of Filly, PA.

 

[smurfco]

Yeah he was a big time horse guy from a little town right outside of Filly, PA.

An interesting tack for a city boy to take, don't you think?

 

[Coralkong]

An interesting tack for a city boy to take, don't you think?

Well, he did drive a Mustang, so I knew he was a little off.

 

[Punchy]

Hay, man, you could have had a bigger boat too, if you ponied up the dough.

 

[GomezAddams]

 

[Dexter Inferno]

Hay, man, you could have had a bigger boat too, if you ponied up the dough.

 

[aliensporebomb]

Yikes. Whoa, nellie!

 

[instantsteve]

This thread is upsetting my equine-imity.

 

[tompetty]

Hmm...Lots of laughs here,but I'm not sure which one to Q-oat....

 

[tompetty]

On a serious note, I knew a guy who invented an electric horse masturbation device to collect semen from stud horses. He had a boat down the dock from me in Chestertown, MD.

His boat was a lot bigger than mine.

No really, he invented and patented an electric horse stimulator that jerked off horses.

He made millions off of it.

I once watched a vet jerk off a beagle....I have kind of an idea what you mean....I could have easily gone my whole life without seeing that...

 

[Ignored Member]

 

[wok]

quit horsing around!

 

[tompetty]

Hay...Don't quit now...This thread has become a barn burner...

 

[the_huge]

Misogynistic filth

 

[Tig]

I once watched a vet jerk off a beagle....I have kind of an idea what you mean....I could have easily gone my whole life without seeing that...

Dr. Jack Hoffman, by any chance?

 

[BlockInlay]

the mare thought of watching this at work makes me say neigh

 

[Dudeman1967]

I read this thread with unbridled enthusiasm.