Ever wonder what's on cable at 3am?

[Coralkong]

So I wake up at 3:15 am and go downstairs, where Mrs Kong is still awake.
"What are you doing?"
"Watching a movie."
"What in the world are you watching at 3 o'clock in the morning?"
"I think it's called 'Jesus vs. Pumpkinhead.'"

I (even half asleep, mind you) just shook my head, turned around and went back to bed.
I mean, you know....you ever feel like you're just becoming stupider just by standing in a room? Losing IQ points just by proxy?

Yeah, well......."Jesus vs Pumpkinhead". Yeah......well...turned right around and went back to bed. Didn't say a word. Didn't have to.

 

[Scott Powell]

so..........who won? jesus or punkinhead?

 

[Coralkong]

so..........who won? jesus or punkinhead?

Dunno. Heard the acting was so bad that at one point, she was hoping they joined teams and killed everyone in the cast. Then the director.

*shakes head*

Just....wow.

 

[tompetty]

That sounds pretty kooky but pretty normal...


I just sent my girlfriend off with about 5 pounds of russet potatoes..I can't eat them all before they go bad..

 

[Stratguy]

I'm a nightowl by nature, and growing up I must have seen every D-List horror movie ever made. They came on at about 10 a.m., and with all the commercials they ended at arounf 30 a.m.

 

[smurfco]

That sounds pretty kooky but pretty normal...


I just sent my girlfriend off with about 5 pounds of russet potatoes..I can't eat them all before they go bad..

I didn't know you had a girlfriend. How come you never mentioned her before?

 

[tompetty]

I didn't know you had a girlfriend. How come you never mentioned her before?

I didn't know that you liked waffles either...


There's lots that we don't know...

Thank God........

 

[surfsteve]

As an occasional insomniac, that would be must see TV.

If I must confess, Red Eye, reruns of Family Guy, Married with Children and such are probably mostly what I watch praying to be hit by lightning.

 

[Chad]

so..........who won? jesus or punkinhead?

I don't know who won that one but I do know who would win Lemmy vs God......

 

[mongooz]

i don't have cable.....so at 3am.....what few stations are still on air....are selling SOMETHING......

 

[sonik]

I grew up watching USA Up All Night.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USA_Up_All_Night

 

[DFB]

The Naked City is on at that time.

 

[frunobulax]

raise your hand if you remember when TV stations used to sign off at about 1am

 

[DFB]

raise your hand if you remember when TV stations used to sign off at about 1am

*raises hand

 

[Coralkong]

Of course, that's assuming you had a color TV.

 

[tiger roach]

So did Jesus kick Punkinhead's ass, or what?

 

[tompetty]

raise your hand if you remember when TV stations used to sign off at about 1am

Hand raised................


It was a lonely time of the day....Not great for a night owl...

And only two channels at that..

It was then that I'd sneak a girlfriend in and practice on the acoustic til sunrise.....

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

 

[Modern Saint]

This

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

i don't have cable.....so at 3am.....what few stations are still on air....are selling SOMETHING......

all stations are selling something when they broadcast. that's how it works.