VoidTerraFirma
Live to wine
I could teach you...
#KraftParmesanFailboat
I live in the sticks. San Marzano tomatoes weren't discovered until about 2013 round these parts.
#cosmopolitanbias
Surely there's somewhere to buy cheese not made out of wood shavings, no?
I'm the Raclette guy, remember? Don't dare to challenge me regarding cheese else there shall be pistols at dawn!