Help! Diagnose Me

[Bob411]

So, a couple of times I've herd this commercial on the radio for indentifyEPI.com. EPI is some problem where you pancreas doesn't do what it's supposed to do to fat, for digestion. According to their website your stools will be greasy and extremely foul smelling.

My problem is the commercial where they list the symptoms, in particular, daily diarrhea. Normal people get ear worms now and then. When I hear daily diarrhea, my brain keeps playing it back to me, over and over, sung to the tune of Gary Indiana from the 1962 Warner Brothers musical The Music Man.

Any mental health professional here? Arm chair psychiatrists? I need help.

 

[BlockInlay]

Sounds like you have diarrhear

 

[jp_nyc]

Give yourself a daily enema of yogurt, orange juice, and coffee.

 

[frunobulax]

Oily discharge.

 

[Flamencology]

Give yourself a daily enema of yogurt, orange juice, and coffee.

Don’t forget the toothpaste.

 

[Chicken Man]

G--D--- it, it's contagious. I've just read about it, and now I'm showing symptoms.

(Just the earworm part, my stools are firm and earthy in odor).

 

[yabba]

I get that song playing in my head whenever I drive past/through/near Gary, or see a highway sign for it, etc. I think it might be Daily Diarrhea Daily Diarrhea Daily Diarrhea from now on

 

[bsman]

I get that song playing in my head whenever I drive past/through/near Gary, or see a highway sign for it, etc. I think it might be Daily Diarrhea Daily Diarrhea Daily Diarrhea from now on

most people can’t tell the difference between Gary, IN and daily diarrhea either by appearance or odor…

 

[Knox in Box]

Don't know the song, won't click the link.

 

[Bob411]

Today on TCM East at 40pm and TCM West 70 pm, The Music Man. Probably watch the 4 o'clock one, it doesn't run into fireworks time.

 

[CBHScott]

Ah, the “Gary, Indiana” number...where in the good ol’ days an old-timey writer (in this case, Meredith Wilson) would take the speaking rhythm from a couple of words, and write a complete (dopey) song around it.

Those were the days...


(That hack Sammy Cahn was another one).

 

[CBHScott]

most people can’t tell the difference between Gary, IN and daily diarrhea either by appearance or odor…

Or, the aforementioned tune.

 

[PunkKitty]

Audio delusions with psychotic episodes of oily discharge and loose stools.

 

[Honkridge]

Didn't Opie sing this one?

 

[Bob411]

Didn't Opie sing this one?

In the movie, Harold Hill sings it first, later, Opie sings an abbreviated version.