Denverdave
Resident Ragamuffin
...as told by our bass player at rehearsal last night.
A guys was out fishing with a friend and asked if he had a lighter. The friend said yes and pulled out a really long Bic lighter from his tackle box. The remarked that he had never seen a lighter that big before and his friend replied, "oh that, I got that from a genie I found last time I was out fishing". The guy was a bit taken aback and said 'Don't give me that BS" but his friend said 'It true and I can prove it." So he pulls a old fashioned lamp out of his backpack and gives it to his friend. 'Rub the lamp" he tells him. So the guy rubs the lamp and sure enough a genie shows up and states he will grant any wish. So the guys says "I wish for a million bucks!". "As you wish" the genie says. Suddenly the guy is surrounded by a mountain of feathers and beaks as ducks appear out of no where. After they all fly off he asks his friend, "What the heck was all of that?". 'Oh", he replied, 'the genie is a little bit hard of hearing. Did you really think I asked for a twelve inch Bic?"
A guys was out fishing with a friend and asked if he had a lighter. The friend said yes and pulled out a really long Bic lighter from his tackle box. The remarked that he had never seen a lighter that big before and his friend replied, "oh that, I got that from a genie I found last time I was out fishing". The guy was a bit taken aback and said 'Don't give me that BS" but his friend said 'It true and I can prove it." So he pulls a old fashioned lamp out of his backpack and gives it to his friend. 'Rub the lamp" he tells him. So the guy rubs the lamp and sure enough a genie shows up and states he will grant any wish. So the guys says "I wish for a million bucks!". "As you wish" the genie says. Suddenly the guy is surrounded by a mountain of feathers and beaks as ducks appear out of no where. After they all fly off he asks his friend, "What the heck was all of that?". 'Oh", he replied, 'the genie is a little bit hard of hearing. Did you really think I asked for a twelve inch Bic?"
