Coolio has invented the next genius music distribution model.

Mark Wein

Mark Wein

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http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/22/coolio-pornhub-music-video-take-it-to-the-hub/

Coolio is banking on a whole lotta ass making him a player in the music biz again -- he's teamed up with a porn website for his new music video ... and it's filled with wet t-shirts, garden hoses, twerking dinosaurs ... and even Coolio.

Coolio tells TMZ ... Pornhub.com agreed to provide all the "talent" for his video -- "Take it to the Hub" -- and in exchange he's going to debut all his new music on the website.

We're told Coolio and co. banged out the vid in about 5 hours at a house in Sherman Oaks, CA. The video's pretty funny ... for some reason the director had to remind Coolio and the girls, "Smile while you're doing this. Look like you're having a good time."

This is 50-year-old Coolio's first album since 2009.

Best part of the shoot -- featuring Jessica Bangkok, Missy Martinez and Skin Diamond -- the catering was provided by the nearest El Pollo Loco.

Ay, dios mio.

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I like WWTDD.com's take on it:

Coolio will be releasing his music on Pornhub.com from now on because it’s the website most often visited on mute. Pornhub agreed to provide Coolio with some porn stars to dance around in his new video because he didn’t have the requisite $200 dollars for sixty minutes of on-camera dancing and a hand job if it’s not The Sabbath. This is a real blow to Cooli’s rep because porn chicks will appear in your videos for free if you have any name recognition whatsoever, even if just for killing children on a school bus.

Coolio has not released an album in five years. To put that in porn terms, most of the girls dancing in his video were just fourteen year old incest victim runaways at the time of his last album. Still, most of them are from Eastern European nations where Gangster’s Paradise just hit their smuggled transistor radios. I guess this is the wave of the future. Digital porn-horrible rap synergies. I’m not sure I need to hear Coolio lamenting the lack of economic activity in the hood while I’m jerking off for the third time and wondering why I didn’t attend law school.
 
Mark Wein said:
I like WWTDD.com's take on it:

Coolio will be releasing his music on Pornhub.com from now on because it’s the website most often visited on mute. Pornhub agreed to provide Coolio with some porn stars to dance around in his new video because he didn’t have the requisite $200 dollars for sixty minutes of on-camera dancing and a hand job if it’s not The Sabbath. This is a real blow to Cooli’s rep because porn chicks will appear in your videos for free if you have any name recognition whatsoever, even if just for killing children on a school bus.

Coolio has not released an album in five years. To put that in porn terms, most of the girls dancing in his video were just fourteen year old incest victim runaways at the time of his last album. Still, most of them are from Eastern European nations where Gangster’s Paradise just hit their smuggled transistor radios. I guess this is the wave of the future. Digital porn-horrible rap synergies. I’m not sure I need to hear Coolio lamenting the lack of economic activity in the hood while I’m jerking off for the third time and wondering why I didn’t attend law school.
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I tried to watch the Coolio video but it turns out they have a lot more interesting videos on there. The music in the other videos is better too
 
I tried to watch some of those other videos, but I got a call from our IT department telling me it was against company policy. :shrug:
 
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