ChuckyB gets a writing job

I think he went to the wrong one. The couple times I went with the fellas in the military I didn't go looking for love. I went to drink beer, shove dollar bills in G-strings and get loud with the guys.
 
Guy sounds like a prick. As does his brother. I don't like skin bars therefore I shan't be going to one on my stag. No need to write a long winded, pissed off I'm not good or hipster enough to write for vice, article.
 
I didn't really like my 1st trip to a strip club, either. The 95th trip was pretty awesome, though.
 
My dad always said, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say it at all." Then he handed me a dollar and told me to put it the exotic dancer's g-string.
 
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